by Kevin Reese June 11, 2019 4 Comments
10 things you can do for your bae that’s free in 2018
I can name like 10 things you can do for your bae that’s free. she’ll fall in love with the gesture. probably reward you with bomb head.make her a mix CD or like a playlist of songs that remind you of each other. so she can play it later when yall fuck.
1. make her a mix CD or like a playlist of songs that remind you of each other. so she can play it later when yall fuck.
2. pick some wild flowers and make a bouquet. the time it took you to do that is cuter than going to store and buying something generic.
3. wash her car for her before she wakes up and leave a note inside saying “now your car is as fresh as you”
4. give her like a 15 min back massage. a real back massage. being that relax will make you horny.
5. make a rap cover song video and send it to her randomly. make sure the lyrics are funny and pertain to your inside jokes.
6. print out a photo of sperm cells and fill in one of the sperm cells as her fav color. on the back put, “I think you’re one in a billion”
7. take a blanket and go outside. lay down. look at the stars or clouds. talk about nothing. slow dance to music blasting from your phone.
8. make a list of all the reasons why she’s the best and put the list in her purse. if she’s not the best, than you need a new gf.
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by Kevin Reese June 11, 2019 2 Comments
by Kevin Reese June 11, 2019
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